Let's Spoof

Hello friends! How’s your day?      

Here are some spoof I made for my homework. I want you to read and tell me what you have in mind about this.

“ Hatchi “

My house is empty because family go on a trip without me. So, I invite my friend to come over. I’m in the backyard with my friend. We are talking to each other. My friend has a nickname for me, and it’s ‘Hatchi’. I’m a big fan of the movie Hatchiko, that’s why she calls me that. When she is out to buy some foods near the house, I’m walking to the toilet. A few minutes later, I comeback to the backyard and I see her crying calling out my name. I’m confused. So, I ask her.

“ Hey, what are yo doing? “

She is shocked and asks me, “ Are you a person or a ghost? “

“ Of course, I’m a person. Don’t you see? “, I answer.                    

“ You didn’t die? “, she asks.

“ What? Die? Why should I die? And why are you crying? “, I’m confused with what she’s talking about.

“ A while ago, I was told by your neighbor that you died after eating some poisoned meals. I was shock and about to kill myself too to catch you up. “, she explains.

“ It must be the dog who died. My neighbor’s dog’s name is also Hatchi. “, I say.

Buying Books

So, a friend of mine, Elli, and I go to a bookstore looking for some new books. Elli wears a white chemise with a black skirt. Sorry to say this, but she looks just like a salesgirl. At the bookstore we walk separately. I look  around and come close to every stacks located in the bookstore to find the book I looked for. I find that books in here are quite expensive. After few minutes looking around, I finally get the book that I wanted. Then I go to search Elli and want to ask her opinion about the book I chose. I find her standing and talking to the shopgirl. I come to her and stand behind her back. I am speaking to her while I am looking for my wallet in my handbag.

I say, “ Hi Elli! Have you find your books? Anyway, books in here are costing an arm and a leg. It’s too hard for schoolers like us to afford it. So, just get one book and go! “ After I finish my words and find my wallet, I lift up my head and oh my god, I’m so surprised. “ Thank you Miss. I hope you satisfied by the book you chose which cost you an arm and a leg. “, it was the shopgirl whom I talked to.

 “Did You Just Ask Me Out?”

                So, there’s a drama project in my class. It’s an english drama project. I’m in the same team with a boy name, GD, it’s not his real name, it’s just a nickname which my friends and I used to call him. He’s the main actor and also the creator for the story which he’s entitled “ When It Comes to Love ”. The main actress is Alise. I’m playing a good character but not really an important role in this drama. On the day we practice, I read the story which GD created and I really like it, it’s just, I think the ending is kinda disappointing because in the end GD did not make things clear of what happen between him and Alise. He did not clarify his relationship with Alise. So, I come to him and ask him about that.

                “ I need to talk to you right away.”, I say. Then he goes, “ Okay, so, what do you want? ”.

                I reply, “ Some answers. “. “ To what? “ he asks. Then I reply, “ To how long it takes for you to asked the girl you’re fall in love with? “. He says, “ I’m not sure I can answer that. “. Then I ask him, “ Aren’t you in charge of your own destiny? ”. He answers, “ I guess.”.

                Then I explain to him, “ Well then it’s time to say enough, I mean when two people are this right for each other, when two people feel the same way for each other, there’s only one thing to do. “.

He asks me, “ Howl long have you felt this way? “. Then I answer, “ Just since we got here for practice. It hasn’t been long, but it hits me like a thunder. ”.

He says, “ Well, I guess, I feel the same way. “.

Then I say, “ Well then do something about it! ”.

He says, “ Okay. I will. “.

“ Great! ”.

Then he suddenly says, “ (My name), will you gou out with me? “.

What do you think? Did you find it’s funny? If you didn’t find the twist then I’ll tell you.

Twist :

1.        She thinks I died whereas my neighbor’s dog who died.

2.      I’m talking to the wrong person.

GD thinks that I’m talking about my feeling towards him whereas I’m talking about him and Alise in the drama.